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Bits and Pieces
The wages of sin is death, but by the time you take taxes out, it is just sort of a tired feeling-Paula Poundstone
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It is of interest to note that while some dolphins are reported to have learned English -- up to fifty words used in correct context -- no human being has been reported to have learned dolphinese.
Carl Sagan
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes but in having new eyes.
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A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song.
Chinese Proverb
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I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.
- Charles M. Schulz
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Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau
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There is no passion like that of a functionary for his function.
- Georges Clemenceau
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Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand
- Kurt Vonnegut
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The world is round; it has no point.
- Adrienne E. Gusoff
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Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it.
- George Bernard Shaw
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A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes.
James Feibleman
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Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them. - Suzanne Necker
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"Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'ma dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement." - Charles M. Schulz
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Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick
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I want to live my next life backwards: You start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old age home, feeling better every day. Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension. Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're too young to work. You get ready for High School: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous. Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities. Then you become a baby, and then...You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then... You finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case.
Unknown(if anyone does know where this came from please telll me so I can attribute it)
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Wisdom is what's left after we've run out of personal opinions.
- Cullen Hightower
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